We Do Not Sell: Chips

Broadway Street

Dear Customer,

This store does not sell chips. As courtesy, please drop your hood before entering the store. 

Thank you,

Management

Car Salvage Yard

Baltimore Street

Anyone need a car grill?

Grammar Fail

Cash for Diabetic Test Strips

Need extra cash?!  

This gem was found scatter on the ground outside of a Baltimore Metro station.  The "advertisement" did make note that this was completely legal to sell your diabetic strips.  ::What a relief!::

P.S. They also buy cases of Ensure and Diapers.

Lexington Market Metro Station 

YES!! It's legal to sell your diabetic test strips.

Baltimore is the heroin capital of America

You heard it right!  We finally made it!  We're the heroin capital of America!!

"Lexington Market is one of the longest running food markets in the world. But these days, the area has gained a reputation for drugs."

Luckily, I live only a block away from Lexington Market to get my daily fix.  

Days of the Week

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday

Baltimore Grammar

"The last four for digits of your SSN and your DOB will be needed to set up your account"

Do better, Centerpoint Apartment Leasing Staff.  

-A Concerned Resident