Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Cash for Diabetic Test Strips

Need extra cash?!  

This gem was found scatter on the ground outside of a Baltimore Metro station.  The "advertisement" did make note that this was completely legal to sell your diabetic strips.  ::What a relief!::

P.S. They also buy cases of Ensure and Diapers.

Lexington Market Metro Station 

YES!! It's legal to sell your diabetic test strips.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Baltimore is the heroin capital of America

You heard it right!  We finally made it!  We're the heroin capital of America!!

"Lexington Market is one of the longest running food markets in the world. But these days, the area has gained a reputation for drugs."

Luckily, I live only a block away from Lexington Market to get my daily fix.  


Thursday, July 3, 2014

Days of the Week

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday


Baltimore Grammar


"The last four for digits of your SSN and your DOB will be needed to set up your account"

Do better, Centerpoint Apartment Leasing Staff.  

-A Concerned Resident

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Car Bang

To the East Baltimore campus

Corporate Security has been advised by the Baltimore Police Department, Eastern District, that there have been recent reports of groups of juveniles converging on vehicles and vandalizing the vehicles while stopped at traffic lights.  Some drivers have been assaulted when doors were left unlocked and/or the windows were in the down position. 

As the summer approaches, we would like to remind everyone to remain vigilant while traveling:
  • Always be aware of your surroundings when walking, cycling or driving.
  • Ensure that your car doors are locked at all times.
  • Keep your windows at a level that prevents anyone from gaining access inside the vehicle while stopped in traffic.

A recent incident occurred in the 1000 block of East Madison Street (at Ensor Street), which the Baltimore Police Department is actively investigating. If you have any information regarding this or other incidents, please contact the Baltimore Police Department, Eastern District, at 410-396-2433.

For more crime prevention tips, please visit Corporate Security’s web site at

Employees with access to the Johns Hopkins Medicine intranet can view this security alert and others on Corporate Security’s internal website.


Monday, March 24, 2014

Spelling/Grammar Fail

Dear Avalon Centerpoint Leasing Office,

Please do better. The education system has failed you. 

Sincerely,

A Concerned Resident