No Parking on Grass

Anne Arundel Mall

It amazes me that a sign was even created to notify Balti-morons Baltimoreans about this.  After living here for almost 3 years (what?! I'm alive!), nothing surprises me anymore...

Custom Pet Sculpture

I love my dog.  However, I don't want a pet sculpture after my dog goes on to doggie heaven.  It's weird and it creeps me out.  Lastly, where do people even put the sculpture?

For Sale: Used Steering Wheel

For sale: Used steering wheel for $250.  First, why is Sebastian sell a used steering wheel?  Where is the rest of the car?  Next, why is Sebastian advertising this inside a hospital?  

At least, Sebastian gave full disclosure that the steering wheel does not come with the airbag...