Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Baltimore Public Health Fail

Having a Popeyes Chicken right across the street from the hospital = FAIL.

Please note there is also a Burger King on the other side of the hospital's campus.

At least it's 12 pieces for $13.99.
Broadway and Orleans St. 

Friday, January 6, 2012

Security Information Bulletin: Unarmed Assault and Robbery (Off-Campus)


bulletin subject:  UNARMED ASSAULT & ROBBERY (OFF-CAMPUS)

LOCATION:  2000 BLOCK OF BANK STREET

DATE:  DECEMBER 20, 2011

TIME:  10:40 PM

Summary:
A staff member reported that she was walking in the 2000 block of Bank Street when she was approached by three unidentified male juveniles who forcefully removed her book bag from her shoulder, pushed her to the ground and then kicked and punched her several times.  After the assault, all three suspects ran north-bound in the 300 block S. Washington Street out of sight.

The victim’s book bag contained her wallet, credit cards, personal identification and a small amount of U.S. currency.  She was treated for minor injuries in the Emergency Room of the Johns Hopkins Hospital and released.

This incident is being actively investigated by the Baltimore Police Department. If you have any information, please contact the Baltimore Police Department, Southeastern District at 410-396-2422 or Corporate Security’s Investigations Unit at 410-955-9140 (refer to Incident Report Number 112L 08958).

Students and staff who reside in the immediate area should be extremely cautious.

SUSPECT INFO:
Suspects are described as an African-American male, 13 years of age, approximately 5’1” tall and 120 lbs wearing a dark hoodie and blue pants. The second suspect was described as an African-American male, 13 years of age with a slim build, wearing a dark hoodie with red on the front. The third suspect was described as an African-American male, approximately 13years of age wearing a dark hoodie and blue jeans.


All faculty, staff and students are reminded to remain alert and aware of their surroundings while walking to and from the campus. Should you find yourself the victim of a robbery, always remember to stay calm, listen and observe intently, do not resist, give up your property and report the crime as soon as possible.

Employees with access to the Johns Hopkins Medicine intranet can view this Security Alert and others on Corporate Security’s internal website

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

For a good nite...


Women's Internet Study FAIL


Are you currently in an unsafe intimate relationship? You may have an STD, but at least you'll be reimbursed for your time (up to $100 in gift cards)!

Gift cards to your local pharmacy, I hope.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Security Information Bulletin: Unarmed Assault and Robbery (ARREST)


bulletin subject:  UNARMED ASSAULT & ROBBERY (ARREST)

LOCATION:  2000 BLOCK E. MONUMENT STREET

DATE:  DECEMBER 14, 2011

TIME:  7:02 AM

Summary:
A staff member from the School of Public Health reported that she was walking in the 2000 block of E. Monument Street after parking her car when she was approached from behind by an unidentified male subject who grabbed her purse and attempted to flee.  The staff member held on to her purse resulting in her being forced to the ground and briefly dragged.  The suspect eventually pulled the purse away and fled on foot in a south-bound direction on Castle Street. The staff member immediately informed a Corporate Security External Security Officer who broadcasted a description of the suspect.  Responding security personnel flooded the area, located the suspect and, after a brief chase, apprehended and detained the suspect for responding Baltimore City Police units.  The suspect was taken into custody and subsequently charged with Robbery, Assault and Theft.  The staff member did not report being injured.

Corporate Security personnel conducted an area search after the suspect was secured and taken into custody by the police.  The victim’s purse and contents were located and returned to her.

All faculty, staff and students are reminded to remain alert and aware of their surroundings while walking to and from the campus. Should you find yourself the victim of a robbery, always remember to stay calm, listen and observe intently, do not resist, give up your property and report the crime as soon as possible.

Employees with access to the Johns Hopkins Medicine intranet can view this Security Alert and others on Corporate Security’s internal website.



Sunday, December 4, 2011

Towing Convention

Baltimore Convention Center
National Towing Convention in Baltimore.  They probably all meet to discuss innovative ways to tow our cars.  Sneaky bastards.