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To the Johns Hopkins Medicine community

Baltimore City Police are investigating the report that someone was seen walking north on Broadway with a gun. No one was harmed. No shots were fired. The person is no longer on the East Baltimore medical campus. Out of an abundance of caution, we alerted our staff through a text alert system.  

Also, be advised that a building several blocks from The Johns Hopkins Hospital is on fire. 

Baltimore City is under a curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. The Mayor has said that if you are going or coming from work or have a medical emergency, you will not be impacted by the curfew.

If traveling to the East Baltimore medical campus, please check news reports and traffic advisories, and use alternate routes, if necessary. Please be careful.  ​​

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To the East Baltimore medical campus

We have been notified by Corporate Security that protestors may be heading toward the East Baltimore medical campus. All perimeter doors are secured. 

If you need assistance, please contact Corporate Security at 410-955-5585.​

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A RAVE alert was recently sent out by Corporate Security regarding a social media posting about the Wells Fargo Bank located in the Washington St. Garage being targeted at 2 p.m. this afternoon. Out of an abundance of caution and after consulting with local officials, the Baltimore City Police Department has deployed officers to the area and are closely monitoring the situation.

Pimp Daddy

Even Pimp daddies gets cold in the winter. Ok 

Addicted to Caffeine?

Baltimore Metro

We Do Not Sell: Chips

Broadway Street

Dear Customer,

This store does not sell chips. As courtesy, please drop your hood before entering the store. 

Thank you,

Management

Car Salvage Yard

Baltimore Street

Anyone need a car grill?

Grammar Fail

Cash for Diabetic Test Strips

Need extra cash?!  

This gem was found scatter on the ground outside of a Baltimore Metro station.  The "advertisement" did make note that this was completely legal to sell your diabetic strips.  ::What a relief!::

P.S. They also buy cases of Ensure and Diapers.

Lexington Market Metro Station 

YES!! It's legal to sell your diabetic test strips.

Baltimore is the heroin capital of America

You heard it right!  We finally made it!  We're the heroin capital of America!!

"Lexington Market is one of the longest running food markets in the world. But these days, the area has gained a reputation for drugs."

Luckily, I live only a block away from Lexington Market to get my daily fix.  

Days of the Week

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday

Baltimore Grammar

"The last four for digits of your SSN and your DOB will be needed to set up your account"

Do better, Centerpoint Apartment Leasing Staff.  

-A Concerned Resident

Baltimore Sign Fail

Caroline Street

Baltimore signage fail. 

Car Bang

To the East Baltimore campus

Corporate Security has been advised by the Baltimore Police Department, Eastern District, that there have been recent reports of groups of juveniles converging on vehicles and vandalizing the vehicles while stopped at traffic lights.  Some drivers have been assaulted when doors were left unlocked and/or the windows were in the down position. 

As the summer approaches, we would like to remind everyone to remain vigilant while traveling:

• Always be aware of your surroundings when walking, cycling or driving.
• Ensure that your car doors are locked at all times.
• Keep your windows at a level that prevents anyone from gaining access inside the vehicle while stopped in traffic.

A recent incident occurred in the 1000 block of East Madison Street (at Ensor Street), which the Baltimore Police Department is actively investigating. If you have any information regarding this or other incidents, please contact the Baltimore Police Department, Eastern District, at 410-396-2433.

For more crime prevention tips, please visit Corporate Security’s web site at

intranet.insidehopkinsmedicine.org/security_parking/security/.    

Employees with access to the Johns Hopkins Medicine intranet can view this security alert and others on Corporate Security’s internal website.

Not So Simple Assault

Spelling/Grammar Fail

Dear Avalon Centerpoint Leasing Office,

Please do better. The education system has failed you. 

Sincerely,

A Concerned Resident 

All Aboard! The Train is Now Leaving the Station.

Metro

I'm an avid user of the public transportation system in Baltimore.  It's the easiest way to get to work.  I've seen a lot on the metro, but this one takes the cake.

The train pulled up to the hospital, and everyone got off, except this guy...

I guess this is normal occurrence because people boarded the train, and actually sat around this guy.  It wasn't until the train conductor arrived and told people to exit the train.

Charm City, you never cease to surprise me!

Thank you for...

My apartment is complex is giving back! Thank you for your _____. 

Supernatural Healings! Indescribable Miracles!

Can I get an AMEN?! This poster says it all..come and thy shall heal all.  

Look mom, I can walk again!

Me Time

"Me Time's" mission is to offer services so that family members can take a time out from their dedicated day for a chance for rest, relaxation, business, exercise, etc.

This is the weirdest service ever.

Add caption

Bail bonds

Free at Last Bail Bonds INC. has a great advertising plan by putting this sticker on everything single metro sliding door.  

Metro

Easy access to child support payments!

East Fayette Street

At least it's easy to submit child support payments.

Coffee..check!

Walk to walk..check!

Drop off child support payment..check!